(via creaturethatexists)
As soon as my sister finished getting all the pumpkin seeds out of her pumpkin, I grabbed the bowl and poured them all back in. I am hilarious. She does not agree.
I am now COVERED in pumpkin seeds and goo…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola hombre
You: I need corn, hombre
You: *clickety click clack*
You: *gestures wildly*
You: *tucks shiv into pants*
You: There, all good
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
no soda
green tea is your new god
no coffee
cut back on alcohol
Stop eating potato chips, popcorn, cookies, candy, ice cream, cakes, etc.
less salt and sugar, majorly
no processed foods
read labels man
Most bottled green teas have more ingredients in it to help you gain weight than the actual green tea itself to help you lose weight.
Follow this man, okay?