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    Source: iraffiruse
    • 6 months ago
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  • wet-boxers:

    As soon as my sister finished getting all the pumpkin seeds out of her pumpkin, I grabbed the bowl and poured them all back in. I am hilarious. She does not agree. 

    I am now COVERED in pumpkin seeds and goo… 

    Source: creaturethatexists
    • 6 months ago
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    Source: bloodydifficult
    • 7 months ago
    • 32865 notes
  • Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

    • Artist/Band:   Spiral Beach
    • Are you male or female:   Raising The Snake
    • Describe yourself:   Make Of Stone
    • How do you feel:   Casual T
    • What is today:   Day OK
    • Describe where you currently live:   New Clouds
    • Your favorite form of transportation:   Pedestrians
    • Describe your ex:   We Saw Ghosts
    • Your best friend is:   Kind Of Beast
    • Your favorite colour is:   Teddy Black
    • If your life was a television show what would it be called:   Vanishing Town
    • What is life to you:   Voodoo
    • What is the best advice you have to give:   May Go Round
    • If you could change your name, what would you change it to:   Rocket Fuel
    Source: alltimelowcentral
    • 7 months ago
    • 3608 notes
  • Silly Creature: I really enjoy the person I've become

    wet-boxers:

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hola hombre

    You: I need corn, hombre

    You: *clickety click clack*

    You: *gestures wildly*

    You: *tucks shiv into pants*

    You: There, all good

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl

    Source: creaturethatexists
    • 7 months ago
    • 1 notes
  • no soda

    green tea is your new god

    no coffee

    cut back on alcohol

    Stop eating potato chips, popcorn, cookies, candy, ice cream, cakes, etc.

    less salt and sugar, majorly

    no processed foods

    read labels man

    Here’s a bigger list of Foods NOT to eat when trying to lose weight…

    1. Fried foods
    2. Hamburgers & French fries
    3. Table sugar
    4. Plain Jam
    5. salted nuts
    6. smoked nuts
    7. refried beans
    8. Baked Beans
    9. Chocolate Fudge
    10. Candy
    11. Toffee
    12. Gums
    13. Boiled sweets
    14. Mint Sweets
    15. Liquorice
    16. Honey - Honey has minimal nutritional value & has the same calorie content as sugar.
    17. Soft drinks
    18. Tinned fruits
    19. Chutney
    20. Pickle
    21. bacon
    22. sausage
    23. cured meats
    24. ham
    25. fatty cuts of steak like T-bone & rib-eye
    26. Puddings
    27. Corn syrup
    28. Fruit juice - It’s better to eat raw fruit instead of fruit juice because fruits contain more fiber and the juice will always contain more sugar than the actual fruit.
    29. Cake
    30. Bread made with white flour
    31. Soda pop, such as Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, etc.
    32. All baked goods made with white flour
    33. Coffee
    34. Biscuits
    35. Fast foods
    36. Pasta made with white flour
    37. Canned fruits w/added sugar
    38. Most packaged cereals
    39. Alcohol can slow your metabolism down by 73%
    40. Potato chips
    41. Popcorn
    42. Cookies
    43. Ice cream
    44. Cakes
    45. Pies
    46. All deserts
    47. Artificial sweeteners

    Most bottled green teas have more ingredients in it to help you gain weight than the actual green tea itself to help you lose weight.

    Follow this man, okay?

    • 7 months ago
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